K's Poolroom

This is of course a place for storing shite that goes straight to the poolroom.

Poolroom Ring

Got a poolroom? Join the ring! Mail me for details.

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Added 27 Mar 1998

The Fridge

Woody sent around one of his first ever Gimp pictures. I was so touched (scarred) that I just had to rush out and get a fridge to put it on.

Added 1 Apr 1998

A Wooden Box

It's made of wood, so it must be good. In true K fashion, there's now a box of crap in the poolroom. Have a rummage around and see what you can find.

Added 3 Feb 1998

Larry Wall

Here's a nice picture of Larry Wall from a news.com article. And he's wearing a bad shirt.

"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
"Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
"Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"
"Bill Gates"
"The USA"
"Native language?"
"Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face with a pie?"
"Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
"We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
"Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie."
"Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
"Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
"Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"
"Any pies then?"
"Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in again. I'll wait."
"Just a minute.." "Okay, I'm back."
"Did you get hit by another pie?"
"Of course not"
"Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem, though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department. <click>"

Added 4 Feb 1998

Bill Gates

Bill Gates got pied by a prankster.

Added 12 Feb 1998 Flies

Added 23 Feb 1998 Woman Deletes the Internet

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