This is of course a place for storing shite that goes
straight to the poolroom.
Got a poolroom? Join the ring!
Mail me for details.
Added 27 Mar 1998
Woody sent around one of his first ever Gimp pictures.
I was so touched (scarred) that I just had to rush out and get a fridge to
put it on.
Added 1 Apr 1998
A Wooden Box
It's made of wood, so it must be good. In true K fashion, there's now a
box of crap in the poolroom. Have a rummage around and see what you can
Added 3 Feb 1998
Here's a nice picture of Larry Wall from a news.com
And he's wearing a bad shirt.
"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
"Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
"Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your
"Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this
number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face with a
"Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person
distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
"We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a
custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
"Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard, so
I really don't think it was a custard pie."
"Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
"Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
"Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"
"Any pies then?"
"Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in
again. I'll wait."
"Just a minute.." "Okay, I'm back."
"Did you get hit by another pie?"
"Of course not"
"Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it looks
like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem, though.
If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation and
call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department.
Added 12 Feb 1998
Added 23 Feb 1998
Woman Deletes the Internet
Last modified Wed Apr 1 1998.
Developed on Linux.