Sat Mar 20 1999

Wishy Washy Mice

hardcore mice hate wishy-washy mice
all they do is paint murals
avoid cats
and eat fucking limberger.

if hardcore mice were human, then they'd
carry knives, paint graffiti,
watch TV
and eat at McDonalds.

if wishy-washy mice were human,
they'd interior decorate,
keep cats
and feed them hardcore mice.


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